Someone shit on the floor
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You pole danced in your parka.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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