i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Fuck appropriateness.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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