I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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