The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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