So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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