Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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