i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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