Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
