do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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