I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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