Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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