Barsexuality is the new black.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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