1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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