I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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