the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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