do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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