Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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