she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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