So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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