I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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