No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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