he puts the penis in happiness.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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