How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
