I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
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This is the high leading the old right now
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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