So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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