I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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