So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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