Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
