Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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