I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
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It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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