Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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