But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
you would pick up someone in the library
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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