problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
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