She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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