He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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