There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol