Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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