Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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