I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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