craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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