i just made my gag reflex go away.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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