Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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