I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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