with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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