You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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