i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
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I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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