About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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