i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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