woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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