She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
wow bdsm is so cute
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
