Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
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