Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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