So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
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That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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