Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
so much tequila, so little girl.
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You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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